Ever keep track of all the times the wife said ‘Thanks but no thanks’?? This guy did. For seven weeks. Then he put together a list of his wife’s excuses and emailed it to her!
Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.
Maybe you’ve heard these yourself… or maybe you can bank ‘em to use on your husband.