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Man sends wife a spreadsheet of all the times she denied him sex

The Daily Dot

Ever keep track of all the times the wife said ‘Thanks but no thanks’?? This guy did. For seven weeks. Then he put together a list of his wife’s excuses and emailed it to her!

Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.

Maybe you’ve heard these yourself… or maybe  you can bank ‘em to use on your husband.

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