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What Would You Do To Never Pay Taxes Again?

03/23/2016 at 8:20 | WalletHub
We're going to go out on a limb and say you don't like paying taxes. It's okay, we won't tell Bernie Sanders on you. So . . . what's it worth to you to NEVER pay them again? A new survey asked people what they'd be willing to do for a tax-free future. Here are the results . . . 1. Get an "IRS" tattoo, 27% would do it. 2. Move to a different country, 16%. 3. Clean the toilets at Chipotle for three years, 11%. 4. Stop talking for six months, 10%. 5. Name your first-born child "Taxes," 8%. 6. Sell a kidney, 6%. 7. Assuming you'd get away with it, murder someone, 4%. 8. Spend a year in prison, 4%. The survey also asked people what they'd rather do than work on their taxes. Here are those answers . . . 1. Do the laundry, 77%. 2. Cut the grass, 60%. 3. Teach your kids how to budget, 48%. 4. Cook Thanksgiving dinner for your in-laws, 47%. 5. Paint your house, 45%. 6. Change a baby's diaper, 43%. 7. Talk to your kids about sex, 35%. 8. Fold 100 fitted sheets, 32%. 9. Miss a connecting flight, 23%. 10. Spend the night in jail, 13%. 11. Break your arm, 8%. And finally, 5.7% of people say they've already given up and they're planning on paying their taxes after Tax Day. Read More

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