If you've got an iPhone that's destroyed beyond repair, why not use it as a fishing lure!? It just might work!
A guy in Australia recently went fishing on a beach, and wanted to see if he could catch anything if he used an old iPhone as the lure. He attached a hook to it, and maybe the reflection on the screen looked like a fish or something . . . because it WORKED. It only took about 15 minutes before he hooked an 11-pound fish. Then he reeled it in and released it.