An 87-year old man is running for sheriff in Washington state because sometimes, as he says, letters seeking change are just not enough. “I think he watches too much of that Jon Stewart,” his wife, Kay, said of the “Daily Show” being a contributing factor to her husband becoming a write-in candidate for Island County sheriff. […]
Sure, baseball’s boring unless you’re blind drunk, betting on the game, or both. Thank goodness for supermodels getting sauced before they throw out the first pitch! Go Dodgers (not). Bonus: Stick around after the pitch for drunken supermodel girl/girl hug wrestling!
Oklahoma police say the Wagoner Public Schools teacher allegedly showed up to the job on Monday drunk-and then removed her pants. Police fielded a 9AM call from school officials who had found Hill “in a room kind of disoriented,” per the police chief, reports the Tulsa World. By the time police arrived she was in […]
LOL, or what the hell? Shocking video footage has emerged of a fish being forced to smoke a CIGARETTE. The footage has been uploaded to viral site LiveLeak and Youtube and has drawn stinging criticism for its cruelty. It shows the fish – thought to be tropical and not one found in British waters – posed […]
Actress Marilyn Burns, perhaps best known as the heroine in the 1974 cult hit The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, has died. Burns’ career included roles in several horror films spanning 40 years, including last year’s “Texas Chainsaw 3D.” In the 1974 film, her character was the only one to escape the rampage of the chainsaw-wielding Leatherface.
Two Pennsylvania women are facing criminal charges after they attacked each other… with the taxidermied head of an antlered deer! PA state troopers said the two women were arguing just before 3 p.m. on July 26 when “..the argument eventually turned physical and the women swung a deer mount at each other.” Stacy Varner, 47, of Orbisonia, […]
Robb Montejano was outside walking across a field and saw lightning, so he decided to record the storm with his camera phone. “It was just on the off chance that I can catch the lightning on film,” Montejano said. In less than a minute after pressing record, Montejano saw more lightning and felt a jolt. […]
A married grandma of 14 faces six months behind bars after she had public sex with a man who was not her husband at a public pavilion in Florida. Peggy Klemm, 68, and her 49-year-old copulation co-conspirator, David Bobilya, were sentenced Wednesday after their romp at Lake Sumter Landing Market Square,Click Orlando reports. Apparently, a retirement […]