Colin Furze-maker of the coolest Wolverine claws-wants to build a giant butt and fart at France from Dover. That’s why he has built the biggest valveless pulse jet machine ever-these engines powered the Nazi V-1 bombs that terrified London during WW2 making an infernal noise that sounds like a furious fart from hell.
To paraphrase Homer Simpson: If you want to remember something, get a tattoo. Lee Weir probably doesn’t need any more reminders of how awesome he is. The 27-year-old New Zealand man has set a Guinness World Record for “most tattoos of the same cartoon character tattooed on the body” with his Homer Simpson sleeve. According […]
Ever keep track of all the times the wife said ‘Thanks but no thanks’?? This guy did. For seven weeks. Then he put together a list of his wife’s excuses and emailed it to her! Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column […]
‘Nineteen years ago, I was watching Def Leppard with some friends up in Calgary, standing in the nose-bleeds; now I’m getting to support them on tour… This is surreal!’ says Kobra Paige.
While being booked at the police station, officers say 29-year-old Michael Harp asked to make a phone call on his cell phone. A little later, police say five pizzas from Domino’s were delivered to the station under the name of Officer Wilson, who is the same officer that arrested Harp. Police say they linked the […]
A 49-year-old Thomaston, Connecticut man has been charged with threatening after his wife told police he stabbed and carved a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner. Carmine Cervellino’s wife originally went to police on July 4 to report finding marijuana and drugs in a toolbox at the house. When the woman later returned home, she found […]
On Tuesday, Steven Henderson posted a Twitter photo showing what looked like a rat poking out of a wrap. “My colleague ordered a wrap and got a rat @Chopt.” The original tweet has since been deleted, but the image soon went viral. Gothamist, who first reported the story, said that Chop’t founder Tony Shure was aware […]
FAYETTEVILLE, AR– Naked, on drugs, and on the run from police. That’s what Fayetteville officers say Melissa Valencia was doing when she was arrested July 1.Now, new dash cam video shows what happened. Police were responding to a call that Valencia was quote, “tripping balls” on acid, without clothes, running down the streetAccording to the […]